Meet The Ugly 5. #4: Lappet-Faced Vulture

The goal of everyone who goes on safari is to spot The Big 5: lion, elephant, leopard, rhinoceros,  and Cape buffalo. It took us 3 tries to see them all, but in January this year we finally did it!

Less famous (or looked-for) are The Ugly 5. Uwe and I have spotted every single one over time. And yes, they are UGLY. It’s been my great pleasure to introduce you to them, one at a time. Today’s dubious honor goes to the vulture.

The Lappet-Faced Vulture. A bird you might meet in a nightmare. Tanzania

I was so fascinated by this description of vultures that I’m citing it here in full. First though I need to post a WARNING: Best not to be eating anything when you read this.

“They are big scavengers of the bush and often even help us locate kills and carcasses as they make their way down to a certain area. These animals play a vital role in our ecosystem by cleaning up all dead animal matter and preventing a very bad smell all around the bush. They gorge themselves when a carcass is available and are often seen going into a carcass and coming out completely covered in blood and guts as they devour as much as possible from the inside.

Ready for a date. Dining together is so much more pleasurable

Once full they will hang around either on the ground or in trees and relax in a half-awake but half-asleep state to try and digest as much as possible. As they start moving away from the carcass covered in blood and guts people tend to think that they will have a terrible smell, but that is not the case as they are very serious about hygiene, believe it or not.

Tanzania 2026

They will move to a nearby water source and take a well-deserved bath, cleaning all the blood from their feathers until they feel fresh and clean enough before carrying on again.” [1]

In other words, it’s not your diet that matters. It’s all about hygiene!

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Faoileánach Journal

I am extremely pleased and proud that my short story Better Weather from The Trail Back Out appears in the current Issue Six of Faoileánach Journal. The theme of the issue is Money.

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NOTES: “Faoileánach” (pronounced “fwee-lan-ach”) is an Irish phrase meaning “where the seagulls gather”.  https://www.faoileanachjournal.com/ © Jadi Campbell 2026. To see Uwe’s animal photos and pics from our trips go to viewpics.de.

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Save the Animal Kingdom! #13

Namibian tower

Yes. It’s time for another post on our endangered friends: installment #13 from my blog thread describing what to call groups of animals. See how many you can guess. Answers listed at the bottom of the page.

  1. The screech screeched.
  2. Unlike the peapod, this pod is almost extinct.
  3. The flutter fluttered off the rock.
  4. The gaze gazed from under the trees.
  5. Wings winged away across the sand.
  6. The tower towers.
Pod member, Mekong River, Laos border to Cambodia
Screech member, Mallorca

Answers:

  • Screech of gulls [1]
  • Pod of Irrawaddy dolphin [2]
  • Flutter of butterflies [3]
  • Gaze of raccoons [4]
  • Wing of plovers [5]
  • Tower of giraffes [6]
Flutter member

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NOTES: [1] Gull species are in serious decline. BBC News [2] Uwe and I made a trip to the Lao-Cambodia border to see this creature before it vanishes forever. Dams being built up-stream will guarantee the extinction of the Irrawaddy dolphin. [3] The monarch butterfly population has declined by 1/3 since a year ago. biologicaldiversity.org [4] Raccoons are highly adaptable species; nonetheless, the pygmy raccoon is listed as critically endangered. livescience.com [5] While Piping Plover numbers have increased in recent years, the species remains listed under the Endangered Species Act. It is considered Endangered in the Great Lakes region and Threatened in the remainder of its U.S. breeding range. The species is  listed as Endangered in Canada. abcbirds [6] The IUCN Red List classifies the giraffe as vulnerable. The number of giraffes has plummeted dramatically over the past three decades—by up to 40%. Some people refer to this as a ‘silent extinction’ because the decline has been so slow that it’s almost gone unnoticed. IFAW© Jadi Campbell 2025. All photos © Uwe Hartmann. To see more of Uwe’s animal photos and pics from our trips go to viewpics.de.  Fun animal names from www.writers-free-reference.com, Mother Nature Network and www.reference.com.

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The only thing that can beat a black mamba

We had a great guide on our trip to Tanzania. Khalilu Munisi with Wilkinson Tours was with us for ten days, telling us all about the Big Five, the Ugly Five, and every critter in between.

While we were stopped in Tarangire Park to watch birds, a huge black snake suddenly slithered across the road. (Along with being attacked by lions, another good reason to never leave the jeep!) Khalilu identified it as a black mamba, one of the deadliest snakes in the world. How deadly? Around 100% of black mamba bites are fatal. I’d say that’s pretty deadly.

Black mamba. Over 2 meters long

It’s faster than a king cobra and its venom takes effect more quickly. A black mamba bite can kill a lion. One of the mamba’s only serious foes is the secretary bird. Khalilu told us he’s seen them fighting, and the bird won.

Secretary bird
looks too silly to be a serious threat to a mamba, doesn’t it
Tanzania January 2026
yeah mamba, I’m coming for you

Much as I’d love to watch that particular fight someday, that snake moved fast. I want to be far out of striking range!

NOTES: The black mamba is named for the black colour of the inside of its mouth.  © Jadi Campbell 2026. All photos © Uwe Hartmann. To see more of Uwe’s animal photos and pics from our trips go to viewpics.de.

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Gentle Giant in the Mountains

My sister Pam lived and taught in northern Spain for several years. In 1992, I spent part of the summer with her. We did a lot of exploring, including Somiedo, the second least densely populated municipality in Asturias. Somiedo has beautiful countryside and lots of trails.

Pam, her roommate Alicia, and I hiked in to a view point. We sat admiring the view. A heavy paw suddenly landed on my right shoulder….

I turned and looked into the face of a huge dog. He was powerfully strong and wore an iron collar covered all over with heavy metal spikes. They were to protect him if wolves attacked the sheep he guarded.

The dog sat by my side as if we were old acquaintances.

His master, the shepherd, was probably in his 50s. We talked for a while; he pointed out his large flock of sheep, down the hillside. He was moving the flock to the next valley.

He whistled for his companion and they headed towards the sheep. I reluctantly said goodbye to the gentle dog. We had bonded and I was seriously in love. In an impossibly short amount of time they covered the distance back down to the sheep. We watched as he, the dog, and their charges vanished into the hillside.

NOTES: Copyright © 2026 Jadi Campbell. To see Uwe’s photos and pics from our trips go to viewpics.de.

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Save the Animal Kingdom! #12

Here for your reading amusement is installment #8 from my blog thread describing what to call groups of animals. Thanks to rollbacks on environmental protections, more and more will die out. See how many you can guess. Answers listed at the bottom of the page.

  1. The roll rolled up tight.
  2. The flight took flight.
  3. You don’t want this wake at a wake.
  4. We spotted three stands standing on the beach.
  5. The parliament looked parliamentary and regal indeed.
  6. The risk risks being turned into dinner.
Parliament, Madeira

Answers:

  1. Roll of armadillos [1]
  2. Flight of butterflies [2]
  3. Wake of buzzards
  4. Stand of plovers (on land)
  5. Parliament of owls [3]
  6. Risk of lobster [4]
Flight, back trails Cranberry Lake, Adirondacks USA

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NOTES: [1] Giant armadillos are listed as endangered and may go extinct. Institute for Wildlife Conservation [2] “Bumblebees, beetles and butterflies are at greater risk of extinction than lions and tigers, according to a global study by the Zoological Society of London.” www.telegraph.co.uk [3] There are 227 species of typical owls, 24 of them Vulnerable, 13 Endangered, and three Critically Endangered. birdlife.org  [4]On September 28, 2016, Food&Wine Magazine wrote that Maine lobster are in trouble thanks to global warming. © Jadi Campbell 2025. All photos © Uwe Hartmann. To see more of Uwe’s animal photos and pics from our trips go to viewpics.de.  Fun animal names from www.writers-free-reference.com, Mother Nature Network and www.reference.com.

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Meet The Ugly 5. #3 Maribou Stork

Ah, the Maribou Stork. This bird is one of the infamous Ugly 5.

Dining out is the best! Nothing beats a well-aged steak. Chobe National Park, Botswana

This bird is a real stinker. Literally. A Maribou stork eats whatever’s lying around and was killed or died a reaaaallly long time ago. The first time we met this stork was in Botswana. We drove past the remains of a very, very dead water buffalo that we smelled long before we reached it. As we drove by, a head suddenly popped up. We’d interrupted a stork enjoying its supper.

In January in Arusha Park, Tanzania, we had the unnerving experience of seeing a flock of these storks flying overhead. The Maribou is huge, and it’s strange.

Maribou Stork Tanzania 2026
Looks prehistoric, doesn’t it? Tanzania
Several flying at the same time really fill the sky. Tanzania

Maribou aren’t picky eaters. They’ll dine on termites and small birds, garbage, and the carcasses of animals, including elephants. Other storks are elegant, but not this one. A Maribou can weigh as much as 7kg, grow to 1.52m, almost 5′ tall, and an 8’8″ wingspan – 2.7 meters! When one flies by, you definitely notice.

Next up: warthogs and vultures.

NOTES: © Jadi Campbell 2026. All photos © Uwe Hartmann. To see more of Uwe’s animal photos and pics from our trips go to viewpics.de.

Anything dead yet?

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Ernest Miller Hemingway + a Clean Well-Lighted Place… with Food.

Writer Ernest Hemingway was born on July 21, 1899 in Oak Park, Illinois. One of the first books I ever read by him remains my favorite: A Moveable Feast, Hemingway’s memoir of his early years in Paris from 1921–26. In his honor I am reprinting a post I wrote in 2015 about the magic that is Paris. – Jadi

As someone who believes in freedom of thought and speech, I was horrified by the 2015 attacks in Paris. I’m only a few train hours away and visit there gladly. The murders were way too close to where I live, on every single literal and metaphoric level you care to mention.

Uwe and I spent our honeymoon here. We visited eight museums in three days with our city pass and rewarded ourselves with great meals every evening. My husband has business trips to Paris, and sometimes I meet him before or afterwards. On the last trip we dined in a small restaurant where I ordered a meal that came with french fries. One bite, and I knew I was tasting something I’d read about but never had the pleasure of trying: potatoes fried in duck fat. They were sublime.

On another trip the Metro was on strike. We decided not to wait on the platform for a crowded city train. Instead, we went to a bistro with tables so tiny and close together that Uwe and I bumped knees under ours. A portly man sat at the next table with a salad that included slices of pear and fois gras on toast points. Beside his plate was a half carafe of house wine and a carafe of water. An entire fish baked on fennel halves arrived. He expertly dissected the fish and ordered more wine.

My salade nicoise was salty with anchovies. I watched waiters make their way through the packed bistro, food trays held above their heads. The patrons were businessmen and women, students, and  families with small children. Not a seat was free. When we left, my neighbor had a platter of cheeses in front of him and showed no signs of slowing eating. I was sorry we had to leave before he got dessert.

My friend Shaun met me for a week one year. We washed lettuce in the bathroom sink of our obnoxiously small apartment. Warning to future travelers to Paris, triple check when a holiday rental promises it has a real working kitchen! This kitchen was two burners in a closet. [1] But we sat on a park bench and shared a cheese crepe we’d bought from a vendor on the street. She introduced me to (and got me hooked on) vibrant, dry Sancerres. And we ordered steak and pommes frites from the menu written on a little chalk board in a café with red checked table cloths and candles in wine bottles. We found that place by walking a block past the tourist spots.

Once I traveled to Paris with my sisters and our friend Chris. Paris with three artists is daunting. We went to one museum per day and I’d watch as all three of them sketched madly in concentration. Then we’d go shopping for ingredients to cook that night. A moveable feast indeed.

If Bangkok is the most sexual city I’ve ever been to, Paris is the most sensual. A simple omelette is a marvel, with beaten eggs of impossibly silky texture. Pastries nestle in  windows. Each bakery, patisserie, café and place to eat calls out “Come here, mon petit!”

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I bet whatever they were cooking was delicious

And, like any wise lover of food, I go. Je mange Paris.

In memory of Ernest Miller Hemingway,  July 21, 1899 – July 2, 1961

NOTES: [1] You read that correctly. The kitchen was two burners in a closet and a miniature sink too small to wash a head of lettuce. [2] For a more political response to the attacks, I refer you to cartoonist Robert Crumb’s answer. robert-crumb-on-the-massacre-in-paris/ ©2015 Jadi Campbell. Previously published as The Fork is Mightier Than the Sword. A Post in Which I Eat Paris. All photos © Uwe Hartmann. More pictures from New Zealand and Uwe’s photography may be viewed at viewpics.de.

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Save the Animal Kingdom! #18

Here is the 18th installment from my blog thread describing what to call groups of animals. More and more are endangered. See how many you can guess. Answers listed at the bottom of the page.

  1. This Cambodian army member should have never left the army.
  2. Nigh I saw the nye, they had vanished.
  3. The ambush didn’t ambush anything. [1]
  4. He put the purse in her purse.
  5. The leap leaps down.
  6. The conspiracy conspires to escape.

Answers:

Army deserter captured by member of another army, Angkor Wat, Cambodia
  1. Army of frogs and monkeys [1]
  2. Nye of pheasants (on the ground) [2]
  3. Ambush of tigers [3]
  4. Purse of sand dollars
  5. Leap or leege of leopards [4]
  6. Conspiracy of lemurs [5]
Look closely. Leap member in background, Kanha Tiger Reserve, India

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NOTES: [1] Amphibians are the most endangered class of animals on the planet. Frogs [2] Pheasants are one of the most endangered groups of birds in the world. Earth Life [3] Tigers are on the brink of extinction. WWF, Tiger Temple [4] Leopard skins and teeth are traded in Africa and poaching is common in Asia. Animals Facing Extinction [5] Updating these lists is so depressing. Lemurs are the most endangered group of mammals. 98% of lemur species are threatened with extinction, and 31% of species are critically endangered! IUCN Red List © Jadi Campbell 2025. All photos © Uwe Hartmann. To see more of Uwe’s animal photos and pics from our trips go to viewpics.de.  Fun animal names from www.writers-free-reference.com, Mother Nature Network and www.reference.com.

Ambush, Wat Pha Luang Ta Bua Yanasampanno, Thailand

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Meet The Ugly 5. #2 The Wildebeest

The goal of everyone who goes on safari is to spot The Big 5: lion, elephant, leopard, rhinoceros,  and Cape buffalo. It took us 3 tries to see them all, but in January this year we finally did it!

You talkin’ to me? Etosha National Park, Namibia

Less famous (or looked-for) are The Ugly 5. The 5 are known for weird body builds and dull coloration, on a continent where each animal is more striking than the next. I give you #2:

Keeping their distance from everybody else. Etosha National Park, Namibia

The Wildebeest. It’s not only one of Africa’s Ugly 5: the wildebeest, along with the zebra, takes part in the largest migration in the world. In January we watched from a jeep as 1.5 million animals made the winter trek in Serengeti National Park.

the Great Migration at Serengeti Park, Tanzania
wildebeest and zebras migrate together
making a dash for it
wildebeest as far as the eye can see

Like the hyena (who we met as Ugly #1), the blue wildebeest has short hind legs and longer front legs (for endurance) and wide forequarters (greater lung capacity). The wildebeest has a strangely flat face, both sexes grow horns, and their coloring is a dark grey, blueish sheen. I’ve heard them called the ‘spare parts critter’: the horns of a juvenile buffalo, the tail of a horse, the beard of a goat, and a sloped, hyena-like back. Definitely a strange looking dude!

NOTES: https://www.sabisabi.com/ I just discovered that the wildebeest has the honor of being the only animal on the Ugly 5 AND the Stupid 5 list. I’ll get to that list soon!  © Jadi Campbell 2026. All photos © Uwe Hartmann. To see more of Uwe’s animal photos and pics from our trips go to viewpics.de.

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